That’s awesome. That is really great to hear. It really is true. Don’t be a douche, but act like you’re big stuff, and you will become big stuff.
ash never thinks
(Immediately upon finding out Osama bin Laden was killed by American forces on May 1st, 2011; after kicking a skeleton prop draped in white fabric.)
- DERRICK: "THAT WAS FOR THE TWO BUILDINGS, ASSHOLE!!!"
(Garrett dances with an American flag while “Real American [Hulk Hogan Entrance Theme]” by Rick Derringer plays in the background.)
- GARRETT: "WE HAVE THE BODY! WE HAVE THE BODY!"
a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue